Friday, 26th May 2005 - Clecheaton FC Match Report

I wanna say before we was fucked up the arse by that FAT MOTHER FUCKIN SHEEP SHAGGING BALD BASTERD REF you all played fucking ace and they dint know want hit them. They cunt live with us. It want till the fuckin SHITTY ARSE ref fucked us up we lost it. If that goal had been given we would have easly went on to win maybe by a few goals.  We have Blakes next and i know i where all givin a 110% but lets give more lets fuck everyone and stat up, lets want this. Where fuckin good anuff we have proved that in the last 2 games.

Player ratings:

Colin Conner:  9 By far his best game this season. QUALITY.

James Machon:  8 Again fuckin brill.  Car't wait to see him in afew season

Martin Scully:  8 Solid the game suited him.

Chris Hoey:  8 Worked his balls off, you can tell he sleep and eats Ovenden AFC.

Wayne Porter: 7 Played ok but made a mistake (i know i cart really talk but at least i make mine with the team) Wats with the atititude? 

Adam Sharp:  9 Hat-trick hero i dont give a fuck! Super all game, brill penalty. Who says a English man car't take em? Man of the match.

Danny Conner: 4.5 Piss poor the dog bollocks,  to falt for both goals.

Jo Gibbs:   7 Good game, impressed with his Attitude.

Gaz Conner:   6  Anyother game and he would have played (Blame that FAT FUCKER ref).

Goals: 

Sharpy:  I dont really know how it went in but i think it came off his arse.  But fuck it they all count.

Sharpy: Now to tha BALL SUCKING ref that was a FUCKING GOAL YA BIG BABOON, and wat a goal it was